A zombie in search of brains arose from the grave today to terrorize the football fans of Washington, D.C. Specifically, former Redskins GM/saboteur Vinny Cerrato, who was fired last December amidst the ruin of a 4-12 season, told the Mike Wise Show that former Redskins offensive coordinator Sherman Smith convinced Cerrato and owner Dan Snyder [Snyderrato] to sign fat, lazy, disgruntled defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth as a free agent last offseason. Smith was an offensive position coach in Tennessee while Haynesworth was playing for the Titans defense. Sayeth Vinny:"We had first hand information on Albert, [knew] everything about the guy because Sherman was there from the time Albert got there."
Well, because this is the 21st century, it didn't take long for Sherman Smith, now running backs coach for the Seattle Seahawks, to get wind of this ghoul gnawing on his bones. Smith whipped out his trusty 12-gauge and blasted Zombie Cerrato right through the skull.